Not only did I create a massive mud pie this morning, my butt also produced a side of cream corn this afternoon. I didn’t eat any corn last night or for lunch today, but whatever came out of my butt just now looked a lot like yellow kernels swimming in
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Poo Flair
Have you ever looked in the toilet after taking a dump and wondered, “when did I eat that?!” I pooped corn the other day, but I have not eaten any corn lately. Or perhaps it was not corn, but something that looked exactly like the shape and color of corn
Yellow Sailors on a Brown Boat
I am always excited to see my poopies after I eat a meal with a side of corn. I had a spicy dish with my corn, so the poop came out hot and mushy. The corn was nicely embedded into the turds, but because the logs were soft, kernels were
