My wedding is fast approaching, so I’ve been eating healthy the last week and restricted my diet to chicken breast and broccoli. I’ve also increased my water intake and completely cut out sugar and starches. I thought my upped fiber and fluid consumption would produce the most amazing poops, but
constipation
I Doo
It had been two days since I pooped. It was early Friday and I didn’t have my bowel movement yet, but I knew I’d poop sometime that day because I was feeling bottom heavy. I had a wedding dress appointment around the time I usually take my morning dump. If
Poo Curse
My poo prediction for February was correct: I have been a pooping machine. My bowels have regularly produced satisfying amounts of turds for me to admire before flushing. However, it has cursed my fiancé. He is a monster pooper when it comes to droppin’ turds, and I envy his 3-4
