I am having constipation issues. Last night I sat on my toilet and pushed for a few minutes. I refrained from using any help from my deceivingly strong hands and did some good old fashioned pushin’ and strainin’ (and gruntin’). I ehhhhnned and I huhhhhhhmmed until I finally got that
constipation
:-O
I am freaking out that I still haven’t pooped because I just started my rag. Normally I release amazing amounts of poo before I start my period, but this time there is nothing. This is so confusing to me. I must be dying. Only explanation.
I Miss You, Poo
I hate that after I experience mass exodus of diarrhea, I have days of nothingness exiting my butt. I haven’t pooped since my Mentos episode. Three days. It’s like my digestive system cleaned everything out, and I have nothing left to poo. Except I do because my butt feels mighty
