I was constipated for a few days, so naturally when it was time to poop I pushed out something that felt like a mango. It f’in hurt like a muther. And of course it ripped me a new one. I gently patted my bunghole clean and started to long for
constipation
It’s Tearing Up My Butt When I’m With You
I hadn’t pooped in three days, and during those three days I was eating nothing but meat. I finally pooped this morning, and it was a doozy. It also hurt like a motherf@*$er coming out, too. Three big boulders. One for each day I didn’t poop. Each one I strained
Thumping Dump
I dropped a two pounder in the office toilet this morning. It was a surprise to me because I had a lot of carbs and meat last night for dinner, and those food groups usually give me constipation. Instead I pushed out a big long fat log. Yes, it hurt
