If you are reading this, you can’t sue me for you vomiting on your computer keyboard or in your lap or anywhere. I am a squeaky clean person. When I shower, I make sure all my orifices are soaped, scrubbed, and soaked with water. This includes my bunghole. But to
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Dr. Poop
I went to the doctor today for my annual check up. I have been going to the same doctor for the last seven years, so she knows me pretty well. She knows that I get constipated a lot. I didn’t get a chance to tell her I couldn’t poop this
TP for my Bunghole
I went to the office bathroom to tinkle, and someone was pooping in my usual stall. Instead of using the stall next to her, I used the stall two down from her so our bare butts wouldn’t be only two feet apart. Also, nobody wants to sit next to an