Hope everyone had a great Christmas. My days leading up to Christmas was full of constipation and butt pain. I had to poop really badly the day before, but I didn’t have time to stop and sit on the toilet because of work. I held in my poop for a
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The Force is Strong
I’ve been having constipation lately, so my initial reaction is to push immediately and to push hard upon sitting on the toilet. Today I pushed especially hard because I could feel it would be a big one. All my dookies belly flopped into the toilet as usual, but it felt
Remember Remember Your Poops of November
Hope everyone had a delicious Thanksgiving last week full of meat, stuffing, and sweets. I shoved so much bird down my throat I felt like I was going to lay a monster egg. Unfortunately, I did not lay an egg. In fact, nothing came out of my nether regions. I