I had a monster poop this morning. I didn’t eat much yesterday, so hopefully my colon has been emptied out for my upcoming week of travel constipation. Repacking the stretchy pants…
colon
Bye, Kids
I am finally home from traveling and the first thing that happens after I unlock my door… mega colon bowel movement. It had been several days since I last pooped. I weighed myself before and after.. a five pounder. I love that my intestines know when I’m home and lets
Awesome Sauce
I am still taking the awesome sauce that is L-Carnitine.* My poo sessions are clockwork every morning. I wake up without a bowel movement, but as soon as I sit on the toilet for my morning pee, my anus opens and dumps massive amounts of crap into the toilet. I