The poo gods have been kind to me this week. I’ve been pooping at least twice a day everyday. But I’m sure it has something to do with the red river goddess. Yep, it’s that time of month again when she comes to visit for a week. And it was
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Laborious Sunday
My colon must have gone back into travel mode because I had not pooped for a week. So this morning to trick it, I did the most at-home-relaxation activity I could think of: toilet reading. I grabbed the thickest book I could find and plopped my butt on the toilet
Poop Boost
I’ve been home a couple days since my vacation, and my colon has been working non-stop. I only pooped 2 or 3 times while I was away for a week, so there has been a mass exodus out my ass since I’ve been home. I weighed myself this morning and
