Edapoopoo

I was at my friend’s place today and we were talking about poop sizes and shapes. One of the girls was saying she had to pinch her turds as they came out because if they were too long, they’d clog the toilet. I prefer when my poops come out in

Poo Pump

My poops and boats do not have a good relationship, and that extends to my family. My brother took a big dump in the same manual-pumping toilet and clogged it. He told the captain about our repeated offense, but before he was able to unclog the pipes, I had to