Before you think of anything dirty– No, I was not in the men’s bathroom. But my guy friend was. This is his story: I just went and shat. The guy next to me had the most horrible gurgling diarrhea ever. The sound was like if you had some kind of
clog
Edapoopoo
I was at my friend’s place today and we were talking about poop sizes and shapes. One of the girls was saying she had to pinch her turds as they came out because if they were too long, they’d clog the toilet. I prefer when my poops come out in
Poo Pump
My poops and boats do not have a good relationship, and that extends to my family. My brother took a big dump in the same manual-pumping toilet and clogged it. He told the captain about our repeated offense, but before he was able to unclog the pipes, I had to