taken from newyork.craigslist.org: http://newyork.craigslist.org/fct/mis/1494504262.html You farted in Trader Joe’s – m4w (Danbury, CT) You were the tall brunette with the near perfect body that farted in the bread section last night. I was the tall guy next to you that looked over and asked, “Was that you?” You quickly replied