I retract my previous victory statement. The cherries are still winning. Throughout the day I’ve had a sour stomach. I knew it was the gas from the cherries, but it was only a mild discomfort. Thirty minutes ago I just finished a three mile run. During the run I started
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Fruit Farts
Eating too many cherries gives me a ton of gas and diarrhea. I hadn’t pooped in two days, so I ate 1.5 pounds of cherries last night. About 30 minutes later, my butt turned into a high-powered wind machine. I was farting so much that I couldn’t tell what was
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