November has not been a good month for me. I have not pooped at all this month. Granted, it is only day three of November, but three days of not pooping means three days of poop being stored inside me, and that is disgusting. I think it has to do
celery
Terrific Tuesday
Looks like I am back to my normal pooping schedule thanks to my magical celery. I made a nice one this morning in the pot. But why was I constipated in the first place? I think it had to do with all the candy I was eating the past few
Super Duper Celery
Holy crap. The celery from lunch is still working. I just took my second silky dump of the day thanks to my fibrous friend. When I looked down into the bowl, I even saw celery fibers sticking out of the smooth log. It was a disgusting yet beautiful site. Thank
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