Emergency

I was at the doctor’s office yesterday for an annual check up. While I was in the waiting room, I suddenly had the urge to diarrhea. It came fast and it came hard. My stomach was turning in painful knots and my butthole was weakening as the sludgy poo was

Sunday Funday

I am sitting on the toilet squeezing out a big one as I am typing this entry. I haven’t done a live entry in a while now, it’s kind of fun. I think I just tore my butthole. I have had recent constipation problems, and that last log felt like

Sad Anus

I did it again. I tore myself a new one. This time it wasn’t because of the dry climate. I had just made a log in the toilet, but it didn’t feel like I was completely finished with my poo session. I had one more turd left to push, except