Fire Butt

This dry, winter weather has not been kind to my skin. Particularly the area around my butthole region. Particulary my butthole. I’ve been having major girthy poops, and they’ve been stretching my bunghole to the max. Today’s dump was no different. It was long (it folded itself in the toilet)

Butt Peeper

As I mentioned a couple days ago, my colon has been working non-stop in getting rid of my travel constipation. Not all of the exiting poo was soft. As you can imagine, the first few dumps were hard and a bit painful to push out. So naturally I had some