Hope everyone had a great Christmas. My days leading up to Christmas was full of constipation and butt pain. I had to poop really badly the day before, but I didn’t have time to stop and sit on the toilet because of work. I held in my poop for a
butthole
Adventures in the Mens’ Bathroom
Before you think of anything dirty– No, I was not in the men’s bathroom. But my guy friend was. This is his story: I just went and shat. The guy next to me had the most horrible gurgling diarrhea ever. The sound was like if you had some kind of
Probe
I went to the butt doctor this morning. I wasn’t looking forward to getting an anal probing. While I was waiting in the exam room before the doc showed up, I was contemplating whether or not to wipe my fart box with a scented towelette to make the experience less
