When I gotta go and I can’t, I lose my poop. That happens when I have a bowel movement while I’m out and nowhere near a bathroom. With a bit of effort I’m able to shut my bunghole tight enough so no solids escape, but if I hold it too
butthole
Itchy Fartbox
I finally pooped a couple days ago. Phew- I guess I don’t have worms, but my bunghole does kind of itch. That’s because I tore it, or rather the massive brick that was stored in my anus for three days tore me a new one as I was pushing it
Cowabunga
Sometimes when I have a bowel movement and I sit on the toilet too early, I end up constipated. It’s kinda weird. I’ll need to poop, but as soon as I try to push anything out, the bowel movement goes away and I have no urge to poop. So yesterday
