After I take my dog out for his poops, I usually have him shake off in case there’s any residual poo hanging from his butt. This morning I saw a bit of soft serve brownness on his behind. I had him shake his tush, but it didn’t fling off like
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I am a Lady
I was at my boyfriend’s place eating dinner and watching TV. We had ice cream for dessert. My inability to digest lactose had my intestines gurgling and filling up with gas. I didn’t want to fart next to him because I knew it would be stinky (I’m a really nice
Weekend Warrior
I tricked my butt last Saturday. Instead of waking up after 10am on a usual weekend, I got out of bed at 8am. Before it was time for lunch, I felt a bowel movement, and my butt woke up and pushed out a nicely sized log. No more weekend butt
