After two and a half weeks of goat poopies, I am finally passing normal turds. I watched Dr. Oz the other day, and he was saying how your dumps should be in an S-shape in the toilet. He must have really long turds. Mine are usually long enough to make
butt
Meat. It’s what’s for dinner. And lunch. And breakfast.
The long four day weekend had me shoving all kind of meat down my throat. You know, like beef patties and drumsticks and bacon and pork chops and chicken wings. The short holiday also put me in lazy mode, so I didn’t do any yoga over the weekend. My lack
Yo’gas
I have been going to yoga, and it’s been doing wonders for my intestines. Every stretch or bend, I feel like I am moving around and loosening up my bowels. This is great in that it helps me poo more regularly. But in class it’s not so great when I’m
