My friend was telling me a story about how he was at a dinner party. He felt a little discomfort in his stomach, let out a little fart, and excused himself to the bathroom. After he dropped his trousers to sit on the toilet, he found out that he didn’t
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Splish Splash
I made a ginormous poopie in the toilet this morning. The gravitational force between my bunghole and the toilet water was particularly strong today. My poop bellyflopped and made a huge splash. The splash had mad height. It hit my cheeks and wet my fartbox. Cringe. The second turd I
The Gym
I was at the gym on Sunday. It’s usually pretty crowded on the weekends, and I had a spot on the TRX. There was a guy behind me doing some intense ab workouts on the floor. Halfway through my exercise I hear the loudest, bubbliest, wettest anal anthem behind me.
