i was at a concert the other day. it was really really crowded. the tall guy in front of me farted. im slightly deficient in height, so his ass was just below my face. oh dear lord it was so foul, and there was no escaping it. have you ever
butt
junk in the trunk
dooood… it’s only 3pm, and i’ve already crapped 3 times today. i am a machine, and my plump ass is awesome! if i were a guy i’d call myself Sir Dumps-A-Lot .. get it? ’cause i poo a lot and i like my big butt and i cannot lie. har
accidental toot
meetings always stress me out. i don’t know if stress and toots are related, but i came out of that meeting with an enormous amount of gas bubbling inside me. after the meeting, my coworker and i walked outside back to our office. no matter how hard i clenched my
