All this talk of curry had me craving Indian food, so i gorged at an indian buffet for dinner. i went back for 3rds and 4ths. probably ate five pounds of curry and spinach and chicken and lamb and rice and saag and naan. it was so good i didnt
butt
rub and make 3 wishes
i was in the bathroom doing my business when another person walked in and started to do her business. cool, whatevs until i hear the sound of very loud friction. it sounded like she had a wad of toilet paper (or maybe it was paper towels? napkins?), and she was
how do you prevent dingleberries?
1. Don’t use cheap toilet paper. 2. Shave your asshole.
