i went to pee in the office bathroom, and i was greeted by the remains of someone’s explosive diarrhea. splashes of it were on the back of the toilet seat and the wall. good grief, what the heck did this person eat for lunch? while i was admiring the work
butt
softserve butt dispenser
is it safe to eat mayo that expired in october 2009 if it hasn’t been opened and has been refrigerated since its purchase? i made myself a sandwich last night and asked myself that question as i peeled back the sealed top from the mayo. i also inspected the taste
we are family
as i was in the bathroom making my submarines, someone walked in and took a stall two down from me. i didnt know who it was, nor did i care, but as soon as she unzipped and sat down, her butt tooted a familiar note and i knew which coworker
