I ate a breakfast burrito this morning with hot sauce. That was not a good move, especially since I can’t really handle hot sauce. Add that factor with an empty stomach, and for the rest of the day I had spicy diarrhea. I made multiple runs to the bathroom. Ring
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Copycat
They say that women who live together menstruate together. I think that saying is starting to apply to me. Except I don’t live with a woman, I live with my dog. And also except he does not menstruate. What I’m getting at is my dog and I live together and
Terrible Tuesday
I ran six miles, and I had to poo the entire time. Yep. Monster turtle head. Somehow towards the end of my sixth mile, the turtle retracted it’s head. So when I went to poo immediately after my run (I usually like to wait ’til I dry the sweat off
