I am still eating peanut butter, and it is still giving me horrendous farts. I took a shower and right when I reached for my towel, I farted a diarrhea-smelly fart. I wasn’t sure if the vibrations I felt from the toot were because of the shower water still in
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Hearts n Farts
Flying gives me a ton of gas. I was on a 16 hour flight a while ago with my cousin; 16 hours of toots accumulating inside me– I didn’t dare fart on the flight because you can smell a fart on a plane. After deplaning, so much gas was shooting
Butt Garden
I ate fajitas last night. Strips of marinated beef, cheese, sour cream, guacamole, rice, beans, and a grilled stalk of green onion all rolled up into a delicious flour tortilla. As I bit into my roll of goodness, my teeth hit the green onion stalk, and instead of tearing through