Not only did I create a massive mud pie this morning, my butt also produced a side of cream corn this afternoon. I didn’t eat any corn last night or for lunch today, but whatever came out of my butt just now looked a lot like yellow kernels swimming in
butt
Fizz Fizz Plop Plop
I missed an awesome pooping opportunity, and now I have messed up my bowels. I don’t usually drink Coca Cola (I consume one can every few months, and I rarely finish an entire can), but when I do treat myself to a can of delicious fizzy syrup, it gives me
Double Whammy
I had a pleasant surprise this morning. I stumbled sleepily to the toilet for my morning whiz (with iPad in hand), peed and sat for a little longer while I played Words with Friends. Just as I scored a 108pt word, I shot a torpedo out my butt. The monster
