My neighbors moved. Now I can pick my butt whenever I want without worrying about them peeping. And I’ve been picking it a lot. The dry weather is making my bunghole super itchy.
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Spicy Butt
I had spicy Sichuan cuisine for lunch today. I’m sure you know what that means. I had spicy Sichuan diarrhea a few hours after lunch today. It was red, oily, and watery. When I wiped, it looked like my butt on was on her lumpy period. The toilet looked like
Smelly Christmas
I’ve already gained 3lbs with all this holiday eating, and it’s not even Christmas yet. My weight keeps fluctuating after each dump. I’ll put on a couple pounds, then take off one after each yule log exits my chimney chute. I have been extra gassy these past few days thanks
