Is it true that all men have machine-gun-sounding poo-sputtering farts every time they poop? It sounds like a gun battle is commencing whenever my boyfriend sits down to take a dump. I sometimes get the fart sputters too, but that only happens when I have diarrhea; the boyfriend’s a-hole shoots
butt
Anal Probe
I had my butt poked and prodded last week voluntarily, and I paid good money for it. No, no you sickos! I had a colonoscopy. The day before my surgery was hell. I had to drink two liters of the most disgusting liquid prep. It tasted like over-sweetened artificial lemon
Carrots
I ate a ton of carrots last night for dinner. Today I pooped. I don’t know if it was the carrot oils or the fact that I am a talented pooper, but my dookies just fell out of my butt without a push or strain. Then I peeped at my
