Fart Fone

I was in the bathroom finishing up my pee session when a woman walked in on her cell phone. I thought she would hang up before she started her business, but she continued yapping as she peed. Her butt cheeks then opened wide and let out a massive boom of

Butthole surfer

I pooped a massive log, and as it slid out and hit the water, there was back splash. It’s usually just a couple small drops on either butt cheek, but today’s splash hit me straight in the butthole! UGH!!!! I immediately reached for the toilet paper to dab my poor

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