oy. i had spicy food last night for dinner, and it didnt sit well in my stomach. this morning i woke up with a little bit of fiery fierceness growling in my intestines. i sat on the toilet for a while trying to push out something, but it wasnt ready
bunghole
sweet release
i just got back from a short vacation (no farting offenders on the plane this time!! phew!!). usually the night i get back or the day after i return from vacation, my bunghole opens and massive amounts of liquidy squishy mushy poo exit into the toilet bowl. it’s really strange
wise words
“he who smelt it, dealt it.” though i cannot always agree with this. whenever my coworker lets out a silent but violent toot, i definitely smell it. and i definitely know it’s not from my bunghole!