I hadn’t pooped in three days, and during those three days I was eating nothing but meat. I finally pooped this morning, and it was a doozy. It also hurt like a motherf@*$er coming out, too. Three big boulders. One for each day I didn’t poop. Each one I strained
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Stretchy Butt
I am been constipated since Christmas. I ate a ton of junk food so I thought I’d at least have a bit of diarrhea exiting my bunghole, but I guess all the slabs of meat I’ve been shoving down my throat has formed a blockage in my anus. Nice visual,
Itchy Butt
My neighbors moved. Now I can pick my butt whenever I want without worrying about them peeping. And I’ve been picking it a lot. The dry weather is making my bunghole super itchy.
