I haven’t pooped in three days, and the weird thing is I don’t feel like I need to poop. Usually when I’m constipated, I feel bottom heavy and my butt feels like it’s carrying a ton of bricks. Not sure what is up there plugging the exit of my bunghole..
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Fruity Pebbles
I got my wish. I had a banana-shaped poop this morning. However, because the mango tore up my bunghole so badly yesterday, it still hurt.. like a fuzzy peach coming out of my fartbox. You know I love pooping (by evidence of having a blog about poops), so never in
Mango, I Hate You!
I was constipated for a few days, so naturally when it was time to poop I pushed out something that felt like a mango. It f’in hurt like a muther. And of course it ripped me a new one. I gently patted my bunghole clean and started to long for
