I went to the butt doctor this morning. I wasn’t looking forward to getting an anal probing. While I was waiting in the exam room before the doc showed up, I was contemplating whether or not to wipe my fart box with a scented towelette to make the experience less
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If you are reading this, you can’t sue me for you vomiting on your computer keyboard or in your lap or anywhere. I am a squeaky clean person. When I shower, I make sure all my orifices are soaped, scrubbed, and soaked with water. This includes my bunghole. But to
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Is it normal to have an aching bunghole after every shit you take? Even when my poops are soft, my fartbox still hurts after I wipe. Maybe I’m wiping too hard. Or maybe I have internal hemorrhoids. It’s not so painful that I can’t sit down after I poop, and