Holy freakin’ poopsicle! I made a poopie yesterday. It was a totally normal poop. No straining. No pushing. Just a regular ploppity plop. When I was done and ready to wipe, I looked into the toilet and paused to stare at the freakiness that was in the bowl. Apparently my
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Mentos the Poopmaker
Eating large quantities of candy gives me constipation. Strangely, the more candy I eat, the less I shit. However, I just discovered a delicious confectionery that makes me go number three (diarrhea)… Mentos!! I ate two rolls of the Freshmaker, and the next day I shat through a screen door.
Super Duper Celery
Holy crap. The celery from lunch is still working. I just took my second silky dump of the day thanks to my fibrous friend. When I looked down into the bowl, I even saw celery fibers sticking out of the smooth log. It was a disgusting yet beautiful site. Thank
