I got my wish. I’ve been constipated for a few days, and my torn sphincter has healed– no more itchy butt. I had a bowel movement this morning after three days of no pooping, it felt like a boulder was going to exit through my bottom. I sat on the
bowel movement
Uh Oh.
I haven’t pooped in three days, but I have had a lot of gas. I’ve been farting more than usual (probably constipated and gassy from all the meat I’ve been eating), but my farts have had no odor. This is very strange to me. I have three days worth of
Cronut
Have you guys heard of the famous Cronut™? It’s a hybrid of a croissant and doughnut filled with cream and topped with a sweet glaze that takes three days to make. People line up for the confection sometimes at 5am to get a bite when the bakery opens at 8am.
