14:46:11 I have a bowel movement at work. I walk to the bathroom. There is someone in the middle stall peeing heavily. I proceed to the last stall. 14:46:18 I am in the last stall fashioning the toilet with protective seat covering and toilet paper. My stall neighbor is still
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It’s been a while since I trapped my husband in the bathroom while I pooped. Not because I’m nice, but because my bowel movements haven’t coincided with his shower schedule lately. That changed yesterday when I had the diarrhea gurgles five minutes after he turned on the water. Conditions were
Nevermind
The presumptuous idea that I had the solution to never having constipation has jinxed me. I couldn’t poop two days after that post. I was drinking plenty of water, yet it felt like a rock-hard tennis ball was stuck up my butt. I pushed with so much force my head
