i pooped this morning, and i thought i had pooped all my poop out, but a couple hours later before lunch, i felt a bowel movement, but it wasn’t big enough to warrant a trip to the bathroom. so i ate my lunch slowly, and my intestines stopped sending me
bowel movement
get up get get down
i love saturdays. i love it because i get to sleep in, i don’t have to work or think of anything work-related, i can do whatever the hell i want, and i can stay up late because tomorrow is sunday. but i love saturdays mostly because it is mega-bowel movement
i can’t poop
i had the nastiest farts a few days ago. i think it was the result of me eating ungodly amounts of peanut butter. i don’t digest peanut butter very well, but it doesn’t stop me from eating it. anyway, my farts were horrendous. they came out really warm and had
