I missed an awesome pooping opportunity, and now I have messed up my bowels. I don’t usually drink Coca Cola (I consume one can every few months, and I rarely finish an entire can), but when I do treat myself to a can of delicious fizzy syrup, it gives me
bowel movement
Awesome Sauce
I am still taking the awesome sauce that is L-Carnitine.* My poo sessions are clockwork every morning. I wake up without a bowel movement, but as soon as I sit on the toilet for my morning pee, my anus opens and dumps massive amounts of crap into the toilet. I
Red Alert
I finally had a bowel movement and made #2 in the office bathroom today. I had to push a little, but it came out and it was glorious. However, I made an embarrassing discovery after I did my business. There are new bright light bulbs installed in the bathroom. As
