My friend is a manager at a grocery store. She deals with a lot of interesting customers, but there is rarely a time when she has to kick a person out. The store restroom has two toilets. A lady came into the store to use it. One stall was already
bowel movement
Rock ‘n Plop
I finally pooped. I don’t know if it was the heavy book I brought with me to the toilet this morning, or the big greasy pizza I ate past my bedtime last night, but I felt a bowel movement and wasted no time in plopping my butt on the throne
Laborious Sunday
My colon must have gone back into travel mode because I had not pooped for a week. So this morning to trick it, I did the most at-home-relaxation activity I could think of: toilet reading. I grabbed the thickest book I could find and plopped my butt on the toilet
