Hope everyone had a delicious Thanksgiving last week full of meat, stuffing, and sweets. I shoved so much bird down my throat I felt like I was going to lay a monster egg. Unfortunately, I did not lay an egg. In fact, nothing came out of my nether regions. I
bowel movement
Bombs Away
I started taking my multivitamins again after a 3 month hiatus. Why did I take a hiatus? Because I ran out, and I was too lazy to restock. I’ve been popping the calcium and glucosamine pills since last week, and I have not been able to poop until now. I
Flu Dump
My employer was offering free flu shots this morning ’til 11am. I had completely forgotten about this until about 10:45am. I started making my way to the health clinic until I had a sudden urge to poo. No sweat. I am a super speedy pooper, so I could dump and
