Bad news: Had a bowel movement so I sat at my desk to let it turtlehead ’cause I wanted it to come out as quickly as possible when I got to the office bathroom. Didn’t expect it to get so intense so fast. Let out some uncontrollable farts in my chair.
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The Night I Almost Shit My Pants
I went home over the weekend to see my parents. Saturday night we had dinner with the family at my uncle’s. I don’t know what it is with these family dinners, but I always end up with indigestion and diarrhea. Sometimes the dinners are potluck, other times it’s just one
Saturday Log
On Saturdays I sit at my computer and do meaningless surfing. My dog woke up from a nap, and I picked him up and sat him on my lap as I browsed Amazon. I had a bowel movement, but it could wait a few minutes. I checked the clock and
