The turtle decided to pop it’s head out again. This time I was able to push it all out. It took a bit of effort because it was a ginormous turtle head. It must have bit me as it came out ’cause I saw a small amount of hemoglobin on
blood
Period Power
I love being on the rag. No, seriously, I do. I can always tell when I’m about to start my monthly ritual of non-stop blood squirting when my body releases ginormous amounts of poop. It usually means two to three trips to the bathroom a day unloading massive quantities of
didnt keep it too clean
hey poo and fart heads. hope you guys had a great Easter weekend. if you remember from my last post, i ate a 1/2 lb of beef, and usually i get super constipated after eating that much beef. but aunt ruby unexpectedly visited me that friday, and you know how