Online chatting while at the office is not a good idea. I learned that this morning. I had to take a monster dump, so I was LOLing with my friend about how my bowels were all twisty and about how badly I wanted to fart and take a big badass
big
poo-crazy
what does it say about someone if all he or she can think about the rest of the day is the glorious dump he/she took that morning? how big and gurthy and long and chunky and wonderful it was … sounds like total poop obsession. is it a sickness? a