I ate a big juicy burger last night for dinner, and today I had to poo so badly at work. Went to the office bathroom, and there was already someone in there, but I had no time to waste– the turtle’s head was popping out of its shell. As I
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Boom.
Our office cleaning staff props the bathroom entrance door open after mopping the tile floor. I usually wait a little while after the floor has dried before going in, but I always close the door before I take care of business. Today I went to the bathroom and someone was
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I had a really dissatisfying poop the other day. I don’t know how I get these poops, but it’s the kind where the poo balls don’t completely fuse into log form yet, and you end up dropping little poo cannon balls into the toilet. The size of my balls (hehe)
