I’m at work, and I need to poop. But my boss and a few other coworkers are stationed out near the women’s bathroom. Feels like this won’t be a quick one either. Dangit. I hate holding in my poops. Feels like my butt is about to explode.
bathroom
Phew
I went to the bathroom to relieve my bladder, and while the stream was running, I tooted and out popped a little turd. It was small and nothing worth noting, but it was quite satisfying at the same time because it was unexpected. I’m glad I held in my fart
don’t talk on the phone while in the bathroom
dont you hate it when youre on hold on the phone and you gotta take a mad shit? i was on hold with my bank for a long time (30 min) and i had to go really badly, but i wasnt about to hang up because i had waited so
