I ate a big juicy burger last night for dinner, and today I had to poo so badly at work. Went to the office bathroom, and there was already someone in there, but I had no time to waste– the turtle’s head was popping out of its shell. As I
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I took a fat juicy dump and looked in the toilet to admire my creation. To my horror I saw that my poo was a pinkish red color. About three quarters of the poo looked like it was coated with Pepto-Bismol. I thought it was blood and freaked out. As
