I got my wish. I’ve been constipated for a few days, and my torn sphincter has healed– no more itchy butt. I had a bowel movement this morning after three days of no pooping, it felt like a boulder was going to exit through my bottom. I sat on the
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Friends Forever?
I ate a big juicy burger last night for dinner, and today I had to poo so badly at work. Went to the office bathroom, and there was already someone in there, but I had no time to waste– the turtle’s head was popping out of its shell. As I
