I’ve been home a couple days since my vacation, and my colon has been working non-stop. I only pooped 2 or 3 times while I was away for a week, so there has been a mass exodus out my ass since I’ve been home. I weighed myself this morning and
Poo Pump
My poops and boats do not have a good relationship, and that extends to my family. My brother took a big dump in the same manual-pumping toilet and clogged it. He told the captain about our repeated offense, but before he was able to unclog the pipes, I had to
Poop Deck
There is something about boats that give me bowel movements. Last week I was on a boat and had to take the biggest dump. Two days ago I was on another boat and also took a big dump, except this time the dump wouldn’t flush. If you’ve ever used the
