My colon must have gone back into travel mode because I had not pooped for a week. So this morning to trick it, I did the most at-home-relaxation activity I could think of: toilet reading. I grabbed the thickest book I could find and plopped my butt on the toilet
PooPooRacha
I still haven’t pooped, but I did flush something big, brown and nasty down the toilet.. COCKROACH!!! There it was, lounging on its back with its legs all up in the air in the middle of my room. I nearly barfed when I saw it. So I killed a tree
Doggonit
When I get constipated like this, I am jealous when I see my dog poop. How does that much poo come out of a 18lb dog? And no less than three times a day? It’s like he’s taunting me when he finds his happy place on the grass, squats, and
