Have you ever heard a 3 week old baby fart? It is quite amazing how such a small dainty creature can push out a loud, forceful whoopie cushion-like wind. I thought the fart came from my friend, mother of said baby, but she blamed it on the little newborn. She
Poo Goddess
The poo gods have been kind to me this week. I’ve been pooping at least twice a day everyday. But I’m sure it has something to do with the red river goddess. Yep, it’s that time of month again when she comes to visit for a week. And it was
Corn Nut
I bought a big bag of ranch Corn Nuts and started eating them at my desk. I didn’t want to get ranch flavoring on my fingers, so I used a spoon. Bad idea. Each spoonful contained about six pieces of Corn Nuts. Before I knew it, I was scooping the
