One of my worst nightmares happened today.. I fell on pee. Stranger pee. Let me explain. I hover and squat over the toilet when I pee in a public restroom. Rarely do I lose my balance, but just in case I do, I wipe the toilet and put a protective
Salad Shooter
I had a great week of poops. I’ve been eating salads every day for dinner, and my morning dumps have been fabulous. The logs come out soft and crumble like goat cheese in the toilet, which is a good thing because their girthiness would otherwise cause a torn butthole and
Fart Fwd
My mom sends me junk email forwards like it’s her job. Most of them are useless, but today’s Fwd actually made me laugh. Thanks, mom. I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed
